All of this hysteric consumerism is so uncouth, I'll just stay in and have a cup of tea.
Unwilling to go out among the masses to wrestle over Furbies and Elmos? Me too! In fact, I've already boarded up my windows. Why not stay home where it's warm and cozy, and enjoy free shipping from your friendly neighborhood unicorn? November 25-28th, (today through Monday) I will be offering free shipping on any and all jewelry items in my shop!
Use coupon code "Magic" at the checkout and you won't pay a dime for shipping. You get the jewelry you want, and you don't even have to leave your home.